Dear Diary,

Yes, I've gone back to inserting the formalities. It's just comforting in a nostalgic sort of way.

Yeah, I just wanted to say that I UBER FAIL at life. I mean, total EPICK PHAILE. And it makes me kinda hate myself. And when I say kinda, I mean a lot.

I lose.

GAME OVER

I quit.

~Edna Pontellier