When was the last time you received flowers?

From some students at a piano recital. Yep, no lovey dovey mushy gushy stuffs for me. Apparently, I'm allergic.

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Are you an introvert or an extrovert?

Both because I'm special that way.

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A Surfing Poem

You will have to travel a little for this one.

When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

Tall

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When was the last time you gave flowers?

Easter

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Do you believe in luck?

She'd better be a lady tonight.

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What website do you spend the most time on?

Websites aren't tangible, so they aren't much fun to sit on.

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Are you a dog person, cat person, or people person?

Depends on the personality.

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Would you rather be a famous musician or a famous actor?

What I really want to do is direct.

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Do you consider yourself a good dancer?

No. I'm an excellent dancer.

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If you could attend any concert, what would it be?

Muse.

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What's your earliest memory?

Accidentally swallowing gum after a nap on the couch.

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What was the best advice you've ever received?

That's life and then you die.

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What was the worst advice you've ever received?

Oh just wait around for it. Love will find you when you're not looking. Bastards then proceeded to marry all the available singles. Cute. Real cute.

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What was the worst concert you went to?

Every single jazz concert.

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What message would you want to put in a fortune cookie?

Don't read this in bed.

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Do you believe in angels?

I have yet to meet one.

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Chocolate or Vanilla?

Peanut butter.

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Do you believe there's intelligent life on other planets?

I'm still not quite convinced there's intelligent life on ours.

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What would your perfect day look like?

The inside of my eyelids.

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If you could instantly become an expert at one style of dance, what style would you pick?

All of them.

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How many languages do you speak?

Enough to be completely misunderstood in several different countries.

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If you won a million dollars what would you do with it?

Glue them together and build a giant fort.

Come on, now. What do YOU think?

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If you could only read one magazine for the rest of your life, which would it be?

People read magazines?!!?? I thought they were just for pictures!!!!

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Who was your first crush?

Some sixth grader who rode my bus. I was most definitely in kindergarten. I suppose age never really meant much to me.

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What did you dream about last night?

Mutant lizards crawling all over me and following me around everywhere I went.

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What's your biggest phobia?

Your face.

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Who was the best teacher you've ever had?

Me. ;)

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What do you think is your most attractive feature?

My brain, considering I have no face.

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Would you rather be a zombie or a mummy?

Zombies definitely have more funny.

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What's your favorite genre of music?

Good music.

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Who's the most overrated musician?

Justin B. and Miley oh wait.... you said MUSICIANS. Hahahaha!

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What's the oldest piece of clothing you still own and wear?

That little black dress I use for graduation ceremonies. I've had it since I was a freshman in high school. Be jealous.

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Do you believe in fate?

Depends. Does fate believe in me?

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If you could go on vacation for the next month with an unlimited budget, where would you go?

Australia, England, New Zealand, Ireland, Norway, Togo, Narnia, China, Lichtenstein, Swaziland and Ditrie's Cottage in South Africa.

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The time has come to say good-bye

I have decided to blog elsewhere. There is a wealth and regular flow of new poetry right here.